NOT FAIR!

OK, its so unfair my sister commented on my 8 facts! She of course is right and so is Crystal Jean. I was never homecoming queen, just a wannabe.

I did get braces when I was 21 and I still hate my teeth.

I did get married in a little town called Bethlehem, its about 1 mile long.

Matt and I were in a bus accident on our honeymoon on our way to Ochos Rios, we were on our way there, actually pulling into Dunns River Falls when our driver cut off another car as we were turning in. We had to go to the Jamaican police department after our driver picked us up. Its a whole other post about our honeymoon.

My parents did name me Kimberly, but changed it I am guessing before they took me home from the hospital.

I had a teacher in middle school who nicknamed me legs. He said because they are long and tan. I didn't think anything of it at the time, but what a pervert!

I was caught underage drinking at Have A Nice Day when I was 20. Me and my friends had a routine down and we did the same thing every single week. We would wash our "X's" off our hands when we got there and then have someone who was of age (Matt) give us there bracelet. It worked until I was caught. Apparently people caught wind of what was going on and had been watching the bar. A lady came up to me and asked to see my id, I told her my friend had it because I didn't have any pockets (even though I had stuffed it in my bra) she asked how old I was and I said 21. She walked away then a man came up to me and asked the same thing. The lady was with him and they told me they would follow me until I found my "friend" with my id. I was scared to death. They finally said they knew I was lying and I had to tell them the truth. I said "OK, I'm 20" This really made them angry, especially the woman cop! She started yelling at me telling me she should take me to jail blah blah blah. I started crying and I just wanted to leave. I found my friend Beth who didn't get caught and she stood there with me while I got yelled at. I got a ticket and had to go to court. At the time Matt worked at the courthouse and knew the judge I had to see. I had pleaded No Contest and the judge said "$1000.00 fine, suspended. 60 days in jail, suspended" He asked "Who is the guy with you" I said "My boyfriend" he looked at Matt and smiled. He said to me (this was in September) He said "You have 9 months to go until you turn 21, please don't get caught again" I wound up having to pay court costs which was $260, but it was a whole lot better than sitting in jail for 2 months! I never told my parents, but they found out. My arresting officer called my parents house while I was out of town and said "This is your arresting officer" blah blah blah. So, my mom called me askeing what was going on and I had to come out and tell the truth. The woman was the one who called, I wound up having to go back to court to testify against the bartender who served me. But, it was thrown out because I had a bracelet on saying I was 21 and it was the front doors responsibilty and everyone did what they were supposed to.

Lastly I was a flight attendant for Comair for 2 whole days! I went thru 4 weeks of grueling training taking tests every single day, being stressed to the max. After I graduated I had to do an overnight flight and I knew it wasn't for me. Matt and I just got married, we just got Huck and Gavin was just born. So, it was a whole lot of newness going on. I cryed the whole night I was gone. So, when I got home I quit!