I Got Pooped On!!

So, I have had a couple of disgusting things happen to me today! When Olivia woke up this morning around 7 am, I fed her, burped her, and she fell back to sleep. She fell asleep while I was holding her, so I just layed there with her in my arms and watched tv. About 45 minutes later she spit up all over me, it didn't get her at all, but it got right on my t shirt...No big deal, its happened before. Well, a couple minutes later as I was talking to her, she coughed and more spit up came out only to go all over my face!
Just a little bit ago she pooped, and I can tell when she's pooping because her face gets all red and she starts to cry after she's all done because she hates being dirty. So, I took her in her room, put her on her changing table and was cleaning her butt. As I lifted up her legs to get her butt crack she farted, no big deal, just a little baby fart. I went to throw her diaper in the diaper champ when all of a sudden I saw more poop coming out! So, I am trying to move her out of the way so she doesn't put her feet in it and poop kept coming out of her butt! I was cracking up laughing because it just figures she would do something like that! So, I just held her legs in the air until she was done, cleaned her off, I had to change her clothes 'cause she got poop on her clothes too and had to take the changing pad cover off and throw it in the wash.
Guess thats what she thinks of me huh???